HE HELD THE DOOR.
ENTRY 0041 · TWO SECONDS LONGER THAN NECESSARY
HERD MANNERS RECEIPT / $NICEBULL
The bull
said please.
Big horns. Small flower. Impeccable manners.
The herd did not expect it. The bull did not explain it.
…he waited his turn, too.
FIG. 001 / COURTESY: DELIVEREDNO NOTES
PLEASE.THANK YOU.AFTER YOU.ONE FLOWER, OFFERED.VERY BULLISH. VERY POLITE.PLEASE.THANK YOU.AFTER YOU.ONE FLOWER, OFFERED.VERY BULLISH. VERY POLITE.
THE FIRST RECORD
Too big to be rude.
The Black Bull had one thought. What if being nice looked this good?
FIG. 002 / HOOF: GENTLE01 /PLEASE.RECORDED.
WITNESSED BY THE HERD · NO CHARGE
02 /THANK YOU.RECORDED.
WITNESSED BY THE HERD · NO CHARGE
03 /FLOWER OFFERED.DELIVERED.
WITNESSED BY THE HERD · NO CHARGE
he apologised for his size, twice
The herd has receipts.
Good manners were observed. The internet has entered them into evidence.
ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE
HE SAID THANK YOU.
ENTRY 0042 · TO A VENDING MACHINE
verifiedHE DID NOT CHARGE.
ENTRY 0043 · THE MATADOR WENT HOME FINE
VERY BULLISH. VERY POLITE.
ENTRY 0044 · SUBMITTED BY THE HERD
HE WAITED IN LINE.
ENTRY 0045 · FOR FORTY MINUTES. NO SIGHING.
HE RETURNED THE PEN.
ENTRY 0046 · CAP INCLUDED
FIG. 003 / FILED CORRECTLYCLERK NOTE
He filled in every field. He printed neatly. He said the form was well designed.
nobody says that
Bull mode. With manners.
No rage. No roadmap. Just a nice bull and a herd that noticed.
HORNS:
POLISHED
twice weekly. by hand.
FLOWER:
FRESH
replaced every morning.
MANNERS:
IMMACULATE
never once mentioned.
THE HERD IS A GROUP CHAT. THE BULL IS A JOKE WE ALL AGREED ON.
Leave a nice one.
Write one small act of bull courtesy for the record. Nothing needs to be uploaded. It is only for the herd.
0/80 · STAYS IN YOUR BROWSER
The bull said
“HELD THE DOOR FOR THE ENTIRE HERD”
- COURTESY
- CONFIRMED
- FLOWER
- 1 (ONE)
- AMOUNT DUE
- 0.00
- CLERK
- THE HERD
THIS RECEIPT IS A JOKE ON PAPER. IT IS NOT A TRANSACTION, A PROMISE, OR ADVICE.
keep this one
FINAL RECEIPT
The bull remembered his manners.
We did not make him nice. We just caught him being nice first.
FIG. 004 / STILL WAITING. STILL POLITE.